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SBN Conference Re-Draft: The 12 Pack Gets a Pair of W's

You can begin to see the respective strategies of the various conferences.  For instance, BHGP hasn't realized there is an entire country to the left of the Atlantic Ocean, despite them being centered in Iowa.  That probably tells you all you need to know about the state of Iowa.  Next pick?  Maryland?  Nova Scotia?  Oxford?

TSK hasn't realized there are any other colors to the left of the long end of the visible spectrum.  Either that or they really really love Warrant .   Our Wisconsin pick must have killed them, and we got this  to go with it, but it's good news for Harvard. 

HoS is collecting as many sanctions as is humanly possible in one conference.  For ease, the NCAA will establish a field office for its investigations unit in the HoS HQ.  Their last pick of Syracuse was unfortunate when they discovered that Syracuse NY is not the same as NYC NY and those 10 million TV sets in the city are all tuned in to Texas instead.  But they will pull Buffalo.  Oooh, burn.

Our own Commissioner is dominating, pulling in athletic monsters with an enormous number of NCAA titles and broad excellence (not just football and nothing schools like TSK), great revenue generators, huge TV markets, great academic programs, and well, umm...really hot coeds.  Don't pretend this isn't important.

Also this week, our Comissioner at BC Interruption rolled out our official unofficial conference name and logo .  Bear witness to the mighty Twelve Pack.  Yes, it is sort of a beer reference.  And a Superman reference.  And a reference to our currently intended number of schools.  I'm not a fan of the colors, but I expect Texas to edit them shortly.

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I like the name, in large part because it simply adds a k to 12-Pac, which was my nomination for our newer, bigger, and realer conference, and thus validates what I thought was a pretty good idea.  It also opens huge doors for sponsorships from beer companies.  Read: more money$$$.  Texas, being Texas, will naturally claim dominance to the southern half of the conference and will lobby for the Shiner Bock Division.  Here's hoping we land Boston College at some point so that Sam Adams can sponsor the Northern half, otherwise, we will have to deal with the Wisconsin mega-brewers.  But if the naming negotiations collapse, we can always fall back on something witty like ledgers and leadends.  Everyone will think we're really awesome and unique with that.  Won't they?  What?

SBN Conference Re-Draft: The 12 Pack Gets a Pair of W's - Bruins ...

You can begin to see the respective strategies of the various conferences.  For instance, BHGP hasn't realized there is an entire country to the left of the Atlantic Ocean, despite them being centered in Iowa.  That probably tells you all you need to know about the state of Iowa.  Next pick?  Maryland?  Nova Scotia?  Oxford?

TSK hasn't realized there are any other colors to the left of the long end of the visible spectrum.  Either that or they really really love Warrant .   Our Wisconsin pick must have killed them, and we got this  to go with it, but it's good news for Harvard. 

HoS is collecting as many sanctions as is humanly possible in one conference.  For ease, the NCAA will establish a field office for its investigations unit in the HoS HQ.  Their last pick of Syracuse was unfortunate when they discovered that Syracuse NY is not the same as NYC NY and those 10 million TV sets in the city are all tuned in to Texas instead.  But they will pull Buffalo.  Oooh, burn.

Our own Commissioner is dominating, pulling in athletic monsters with an enormous number of NCAA titles and broad excellence (not just football and nothing schools like TSK), great revenue generators, huge TV markets, great academic programs, and well, umm...really hot coeds.  Don't pretend this isn't important.

Also this week, our Comissioner at BC Interruption rolled out our official unofficial conference name and logo .  Bear witness to the mighty Twelve Pack.  Yes, it is sort of a beer reference.  And a Superman reference.  And a reference to our currently intended number of schools.  I'm not a fan of the colors, but I expect Texas to edit them shortly.

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I like the name, in large part because it simply adds a k to 12-Pac, which was my nomination for our newer, bigger, and realer conference, and thus validates what I thought was a pretty good idea.  It also opens huge doors for sponsorships from beer companies.  Read: more money$$$.  Texas, being Texas, will naturally claim dominance to the southern half of the conference and will lobby for the Shiner Bock Division.  Here's hoping we land Boston College at some point so that Sam Adams can sponsor the Northern half, otherwise, we will have to deal with the Wisconsin mega-brewers.  But if the naming negotiations collapse, we can always fall back on something witty like ledgers and leadends.  Everyone will think we're really awesome and unique with that.  Won't they?  What?

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